I’m having a dilemma
And need some help please!
If I don’t wear a belt
My pants fall to my knees
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And if I wear a belt
It’s so tight I will pop
I can hardly breathe
And I have a muffin top
I try to adjust it
To get the belt just right
But every setting seems to be
Too loose or tight
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I’ve tried each type of belt
Leather, cloth and plastic
I thought I solved my problem
When I tried elastic
Until that belt stretched out
It was quite immodest
My pants fell down at school
And they sent me to the office
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The principal looked stern
I didn’t have a chance
I trembled as I stood
Holding tightly to my pants
He said, “I have decided
The verdict to be rendered
Is for you to be
Immediately suspendered.”