The Taster

I own a little ice cream shop

It’s quite a lot of labor

I make it all myself from scratch

Every single flavor

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I’m happy to oblige

When people want a sample

I grab a spoon and load it

With a bite that’s rather ample

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One day a customer walked in

And noticed my selection

“What a lot of choices you have!

This simply is perfection!”

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I smiled at her with pride

“Is there one you’d like to taste?”

She nodded to the strawberry

Without a moment’s haste

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“This really is delicious

But not what I had in mind.”

I let her try the chocolate

“Mmm, this simply is divine!”

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She pointed to vanilla

Coconut and peach

“I hate to be a bother

Could I have a taste of each?”

 Mother Streusel

I hid my annoyance

The day was hot and fine

The customers were coming

She was holding up the line

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“I’d love to try that butter rum

And then cookies and cream.”

Behind her people grumbled

Some of them looked mean

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Mint, pistachio, lemon glaze,

Melon, caramel.

Right after every taste she’d say

“I’ll try that one as well.”

 Mother Streusel

Orange, cherry, rocky road

Birthday cake, gumball

Peanut butter, mint and chip

She soon had tried them all

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She thanked me for the samples

“No trouble, Ma’am,” I lied

“On what size and flavor

Did you happen to decide?”

Mother Streusel

She smiled and she said,

“Oh no, I just wanted to try it.

I really can’t eat ice cream right now

Because I’m on a diet.”

Mother Streusel

© 2014 Karyn Linnell

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The Hourglass

A wise old man once told me

That time moves very fast

And to savor every moment

For too soon it will have passed

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I thought, “How does one savor time?”

So with hourglass in hand

I took a sip of precious time

Time tastes a lot like sand

© 2014 Karyn Linnell

Bears

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Big bears

Little bears

In the house

On the stairs

Doing dances

Like the limbo

Standing with

Their arms akimbo

In the kitchen

Eating scones

In the street

With traffic cones

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In the tub

In the den

This one slobbered

On my pen

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The ink leaked

His face is black

No, I do not

Want it back!

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No, don’t put it

On the chair!

Ugg! Ink is getting

Everywhere!

Clean this up!

Seriously, I mean it.

What do you mean

That I should clean it?!

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You made this mess!

Don’t ask when!

I just watched you

Chew my pen!

It’s not my fault

That the pen burst!

Bears for roommates

Are the worst

© 2014 Karyn Linnell

My Cat Does Tricks

(This poem was written for Michelle, who suggested I write a poem about cats. This poem is for amusement only and should not be used in the training of cats. In other words, do not try this at home!)

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They say dogs do more tricks than cats

I have to disagree

My cat does everything my dog does

And just as well as he

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My cat flies across the yard

When I throw a stick or ball

My cat comes to me immediately

When he hears me call

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My cat can swim the river

My cat can chase a car

My cat stays put when I say sit

Some think it quite bizarre

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How is it that my cat does more

Than lay there like a log?

I put him in a basket

And then strapped it to the dog

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© 2014 Karyn Linnell

The Hamster

My friends call me “The Hamster”

I don’t know why but often wonder,

“Why do they call me ‘The Hamster?’”

It’s a question that I ponder

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I ask why while I try on pants

In a short and husky size

You can see the question linger

In my beady little eyes

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“Why does my girlfriend call me ‘Hamster?’”

I wonder before I to go meet her

As I brush my large front teeth

And spray cologne that smells like cedar

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I stroke my golden whiskers

And think with all my might

Good thing I like to stay up late

Or it might keep me up at night

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I eat carrots, seeds and even nuts

I just don’t understand

Why do they call me “The Hamster”

When I’ve never eaten ham

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© 2014 Karyn Linnell

Joy Gloom

Joy Gloom walked in the room

“It’s such a lovely day!

I’ve got a lot of money

And no bills I need to pay…

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“Except for my electric bill

Which this month was double

And my phone bill and my rent

Oh no, I think I am in trouble.”

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Joy Gloom was asked a question

By a friend at work.

“How was your trip to see your cousin?”

“Great! He’s such a jerk.”

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Joy Gloom stayed at an inn

And stopped by the front desk

“How is your room?” the clerk asked

Joy said, “Oh, it’s the best!

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“The room is very lovely

Though it smells like rotten eggs

And there’s not a single cobweb

Just those ten daddy-long-legs.”

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The clerk was quite confused

So he asked, “How did you sleep?”

Joy Gloom said, “Like a baby!

I didn’t hear a peep!

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“Except for those two tomcats

That had an awful brawl

And I think perhaps a marching band

Was playing in the hall.”

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Joy Gloom’s friends set her up

With a guy on a blind date

He had no ears, his teeth were black

Joy Gloom said, “Oh, he’s great.”

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© 2014 Karyn Linnell

Green Orange Blues

An orange orange is sweet

An orange orange is great

A green orange is not

So a green orange waits

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When a green orange waits

There is not much to do

So the green orange read

And the green orange blew

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The green orange’s plan

Was very, very simple

The green orange tanned

Every green orange dimple

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Did the green orange brown

In the yellow sun’s heat?

No, the green orange oranged

Now it’s orange orange sweet

 Mother Streusel

© 2014 Karyn Linnell