Dickens’ Chickens

 Farmer Dickens had a farm

With chickens oh so bad

Those chickens pulled the fire alarm

Just to make Old Dickens mad

Mother Streusel

Those chickens pecked a hole

Into his bathroom wall

They put worms in his toilet bowl

And ran screeching down the hall

Mother Streusel

Those chickens stole his tractor keys

And drove it into town

They got chased by the police

Who locked them in the pound

Mother Streusel

Just to get his tractor

Dickens had to pay their bail

Not sure if those chickens are a factor

But I hear his farm’s for sale

Mother Streusel


© 2014 Karyn Linnell