Joy Gloom

Joy Gloom walked in the room

“It’s such a lovely day!

I’ve got a lot of money

And no bills I need to pay…

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“Except for my electric bill

Which this month was double

And my phone bill and my rent

Oh no, I think I am in trouble.”

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Joy Gloom was asked a question

By a friend at work.

“How was your trip to see your cousin?”

“Great! He’s such a jerk.”

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Joy Gloom stayed at an inn

And stopped by the front desk

“How is your room?” the clerk asked

Joy said, “Oh, it’s the best!

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“The room is very lovely

Though it smells like rotten eggs

And there’s not a single cobweb

Just those ten daddy-long-legs.”

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The clerk was quite confused

So he asked, “How did you sleep?”

Joy Gloom said, “Like a baby!

I didn’t hear a peep!

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“Except for those two tomcats

That had an awful brawl

And I think perhaps a marching band

Was playing in the hall.”

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Joy Gloom’s friends set her up

With a guy on a blind date

He had no ears, his teeth were black

Joy Gloom said, “Oh, he’s great.”

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© 2014 Karyn Linnell

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